Chav wants a job?!
Question: A chav walks into a Jobcentre, marches up to the counter and says 'Hi, I'm looking for a job.'
The man replies 'Well, we've just got a listing from a millionaire who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard/ for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be required to escort the young lady on her holidays twice a year. The salary is £200k.'
The chav says 'Your bullsh@tting me!'
The man replies 'Well you started it!'
Answers: A chav walks into a Jobcentre, marches up to the counter and says 'Hi, I'm looking for a job.'
The man replies 'Well, we've just got a listing from a millionaire who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard/ for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be required to escort the young lady on her holidays twice a year. The salary is £200k.'
The chav says 'Your bullsh@tting me!'
The man replies 'Well you started it!'
thanks for cheering up my after xmas blues, and thanks for distracting me from the msn convo with a guy who keeps asking me if my sister's fucked her boyf yet...
haha nice one
lol...funny
Funny
ha ha
Ahha, thats well good!
Star...!!! nice one.
Lol that's excellent.
ha very good!! x
ok funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
v good
Thats a good one! Although I think the chav would still prefer to sit at home and do nothing for £45 a week. Why let your **** be parted from your couch when the state can pay you to stay there?
hehe nice one
im surprised he could understand the chav at all in the first place lol
real gd joke - wont b forgettin it anytime soon lol
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lol.lol