Swimming Contest?!


Question: Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my f*cking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some a*shole puts a swimming cap on me!"


Answers: Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my f*cking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some a*shole puts a swimming cap on me!"

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Ha ha ha very good ha ha ,,,,,

Brilliant

Very funny. hahaha lol

i like =)

Um......Funny....Yeah, I've heard better, A LOT better.

Good one

totally funny. i like it

That is so funny. Thanks for the laughs

it's ok

ROFL!

hahaha funny

lmfao thats a cracker

Very funny! I like that! LOL!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love it! lol.

very funny

Brilliant that's got to be worth a star...lol



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