In Bed.....funny?!
Question: It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
Answers: It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
hahaha, funny.
LOL
hahah thats funny as
lol...funny enough...thanks
very funny! thank you I needed that laugh
This is so funny. I love it. Reminds me of me and my guys song Lips of an Angel.
Haha!! Lol, I definately have to remember that one!
cute
lol owned....
OMg that's hekka funny!
=D
That made my day.
That's a good one. Heres one for you A fireman's wife gave birth to twines. She said, "You may name them." So he named them, Hose-a, and hose-b.
thats prity good lol!!!
ha
Nice one!
gr8 for getting bore
good one!!
haha...
to the 5th answerer...love_does_...isnt lips of an angel by hinder?
That's happened to me ! but I think it was my friend that phoned me for a prank , lol
not that funny.....sry i not gonna say its funny just 4 a bst answer (like every1 else did btw). they prob dont think its funny either
sorry
this would be funny if it was true, yes, but only for the lady because she gets to laugh at the stupidity of one male and the lameness of the other, and then cry about it, and then laugh about THAT because its sold older than time, which is why its not that funny as a joke, joke. I think it's a filler joke to do while they're still chuckling over a winner, getting them ready for the subject of some real life novelty sex jokes, yeah
Nice. Lol
lmao
nice one!!
Hehe ~ He isn't knowing he is the tsunami the bloke referring to.
mmmmmmmmmm not up to your standards
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol was he from the coastguard or just a naughty boy lol....hold on it could have been me lmao
after floating her boat .lol
Very good.
haha ....what a blonde hubbie !!!
Lmao star
Hahaha that was great.
Star for you!
xx