Breakfast time...funny?!
Question: There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
Answers: There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
Ha! ha!ha! good one.....
HAHAHAHA very funny.
hey thats a good one lol
Oh yes I like that, however kicking the cat was certainly a bad move. Cats have long memories and when they finally take over the earth well....
No p...sy...!!!
Funny!
Oh that's a good one absolutely brilliant lol
love it!
oh my...
that is funny.
i have gave you a *
Very funny
LMAO. I heard that before but it is still brill!
hahaha, that was very funny, star.
good one star4u
Dad aint gettin any tonight!
Here's a *
haha
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
i know just how he feels having no ***** pmsl
ho-ho-ho nice one.
Very Good. HAHAHAHA
hahaha very good and only as expected from the specialist joke fairy !
PMSL! They get better and better
LOL great joke!
Your on a roll!!
me too on the floor laughing!! :)
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh and the cheer neede that,here have a star.xxx
That is great! I have not heard nothing similar to tha tone. LOL "Star"
lmfaooo
nice one loved it
Yes, loved it! lol.
I just got it
very funny
lol
:)