What is your favorite joke?? Mine is....?!
Question: Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to grandma's house, and the big bad wolf caught her, and said red take off your clothes Im going to have my way with you.!! Red pulled out a gun from her basket and said no your not, your going to eat me just like the book said. LOL
Family went to a nude beach. It was the mother, father, and there 6 yr old son. While playing on the beach the little boy asked his mom. Mom how come some of the women on this beach have bigger boobies than you? The mother answered her son with, well the bigger they are the dumber they are.
A little while later the boy comes back and asked his mother, mom why does some of these men have bigger pee's pee's than daddy has? Again the mother replies well son the bigger they are the dumber they are to! Happy with the answer the boy runs off to play. 45 Minutes goes by and the boy returns and says mommy mommy daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks to her the dumber he gets. LOL
Answers: Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to grandma's house, and the big bad wolf caught her, and said red take off your clothes Im going to have my way with you.!! Red pulled out a gun from her basket and said no your not, your going to eat me just like the book said. LOL
Family went to a nude beach. It was the mother, father, and there 6 yr old son. While playing on the beach the little boy asked his mom. Mom how come some of the women on this beach have bigger boobies than you? The mother answered her son with, well the bigger they are the dumber they are.
A little while later the boy comes back and asked his mother, mom why does some of these men have bigger pee's pee's than daddy has? Again the mother replies well son the bigger they are the dumber they are to! Happy with the answer the boy runs off to play. 45 Minutes goes by and the boy returns and says mommy mommy daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks to her the dumber he gets. LOL
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "FATHER HE HAS AIDS.
Priest:"THAT SON OF A *****!
I like the one this guy posted about son of a ***** haha
dont know if u heard this but this boy asked his mom can i take a shower with u she responded yes ok so there in there her son asked mommy whats that up there she said my head lights ok he said then he asked mommy whats that down there its grass ok he said so nexttime he saked his dad can i take a shower with u he says ok then the boy looked down he asked his dad whats that down there he says a snake ok so later that night he aked his parents can i sleep with u they said yes so the boy says mommy mommy turn on your headlights theres a snake in the grass