Proof of I.D.?!


Question: St Peter is standing at the Pearly gates to Heaven when a man approaches claiming to be Bill Gates.
St Peter asks for proof of who he is, so Bill shows him his bank balance.
"In you go" says Peter.
A second man approaches claiming to be Stephen Hawking, St Peter asks for proof, so Stephen explains the Big Bang theory.
"In you go" says Peter.
A third man approaches, claiming to be David Beckham. But when St Peter asks him for proof, Beckham gets really annoyed.
"Come on, even Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking had to do it."
"Who?" says Beckham."
"In you go" says Peter


Answers: St Peter is standing at the Pearly gates to Heaven when a man approaches claiming to be Bill Gates.
St Peter asks for proof of who he is, so Bill shows him his bank balance.
"In you go" says Peter.
A second man approaches claiming to be Stephen Hawking, St Peter asks for proof, so Stephen explains the Big Bang theory.
"In you go" says Peter.
A third man approaches, claiming to be David Beckham. But when St Peter asks him for proof, Beckham gets really annoyed.
"Come on, even Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking had to do it."
"Who?" says Beckham."
"In you go" says Peter

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lol love it!!

awesome!!!!

haha

lol- but to be honest with you i never knew who stephen hawking was until i looked him up in the internet right now

HAHA
funny

Lol - I must have had one too many glasses of wine yesterday 'cos it took me a few moments to get it!

LMAO. Niiiiceee.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

perfect lol.

pmslol funny

lol
great



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