Joke! (got one)?!
Question: Tell me a good one please
Answers: Tell me a good one please
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "FATHER HE HAS AIDS.
Priest:"THAT SON OF A *****!
CHILDBIRTH
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed
and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor
began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place.......smack his *** again!"
there are 2 blondes in a tree and a redhead and the tree is hanging over a cliff and the tree is to weak to hold all three so someone has to let go so the 2 blondes both have there turn to say why they should not let go then the redhead gives a moveing speech on why she shouldent let go and the 2 blondes clap.
no offense to any blondes out there my friend told me this
i got alot of them posted. take a look if you dare!! lol