Does anyone know any FUNNY Jokes?!
Question: I am bored. Do you guys have any jokes to entertain me? Any kind of joke is alright~ but try not to be offensive. Thanks =]
Answers: I am bored. Do you guys have any jokes to entertain me? Any kind of joke is alright~ but try not to be offensive. Thanks =]
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"
ok lets see what does a wall say to the other wall
i will met u at the corner
Name a food that is hot and cold?
"Chilllllli"
"Buurrrger"
Buurrrito
Make the motions with your hand like you are cold, these are all warm or hot foods
two gay guys meet up in the street and decides to have sex. one guy asks another "your place or mine?" then the other guy replies "yours, mine is sore"
try this webbie:
http://www.thisjustin.com/
it is proper funny!
A peguin escapes from the zoo. He's in the streets of Chicago and has no idea where to go but luckily he spots a car with the keys inside. So he starts driving around and all of a sudden the car breaks down. Luckily he's right next to a body shop so he coasts in. The mechanic says, it'll be about an hour. So, the penguin is looking around and he sees a Jewel down the street. He decides to go in cause it's a warm day. Then he notices the walk in freezer door is open so he sits inside to cool down for a little while. Then, somebody unknowingly locks him in there. Well, he doesn't know what to do but he sees all this vanilla ice cream. So he just starts shoveling in his mouth getting it all over himself. A little while later the door opens. The penguin decides it's been about an hour, so he walks back to check on his car. The mechanic says, "well... it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "NO! NO! it's just ice cream!!"
mookie is a sicko!!!!
try this one;
what's the difference between toilet paper and hand towels?
if you cant tell me the difference, i am never inviting you over to my pad!
i have a few posted that you can check out if you want. some of them may be a little offensive in a $exual way!!