Is this clean joke funny?!
Question: A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?"
"We'll see," says the bartender.
So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.
"Impressive," says the bartender, "but I'll need to see more."
"Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River."
A patron jumps up from his table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog."
"Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.
"It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune."
"Not really," says the guy, "The hamster is also a vantriloquist."
thanks for the star if you chuckled.
Answers: A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?"
"We'll see," says the bartender.
So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.
"Impressive," says the bartender, "but I'll need to see more."
"Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River."
A patron jumps up from his table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog."
"Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.
"It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune."
"Not really," says the guy, "The hamster is also a vantriloquist."
thanks for the star if you chuckled.
Nice! A star for you.
lol
Wow, that is soooooooo funny
Yes its funny.
lol that was cute!
It defiantly was clean but I didn't catch the punch line...
I like that one. Yes, it's funny.
lol
her's a joke for you: a guy walks into a bar with a horse and bets 5000 dollars that he can amke his horse laugh. the bartender accepts the bet. the guy goes to the horse and to minutes later it starts laughing. the bartender not willing to give up offers to double the money if he could make the horse cry. the guy goes to the horse and the horse starts crying. the bartender gives th money to the guy and then asks "for curiosity, how did you do that?" the guy answers" first i told him how much sticking a watermelon up somebody's butt might hurt, then i showed him". hope you laughed!
very good joke...and being clean doesnt matter if its a good joke..i would star you..but i cant...i'm incognito..
doesn't really have a funny punchline... kinda not funny
XD
kinda funny
Not all that funny..I don't see the point to it...
ya i like it! especially cuz its CLEAN! thanks so much for posting!
it gave me a laugh
not bad
I did`nt get it