What is the best joke you have been told?!
Question: A Blonde girl was sunbathing on a beach, her left leg says to her right leg "between us we can make a fortune"
Answers: A Blonde girl was sunbathing on a beach, her left leg says to her right leg "between us we can make a fortune"
Why did the Baker have smelly hands ?
He kneaded a Poo.
Dont know why...... it creased me up when I read that one.
What should you do if a bird craps in your car?
Never take her out again
What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
Smack her across the face
Ok ok, I got a sick joke book for xmas.
Knock knock
Whose there?
Control Freak now you say control freak who
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots. Lol thats great and ...
What did one snowman say to the other one?
I'm getting cold feet!! lol
A kid opened their dads wardrobe an saw a santa suit, he said You've skinned him!! lol aint that funny actually...
Hi
Hi
What are you doing there?
I'm doing there.
jd
HORSEBACK RIDING
A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
With her foot caught in the stirrups, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.
A blonde decided she needed more money so she went to a school and kidnapped a young boy. She wrote a note saying "Leave ￡10,000 at the old oak tree or you will never see your son again. signed A BLONDE." Then she pinned the note to the boys jumper and sent him home. The next day she went to the old oak tree and the money was there along with a note which read "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"