Another Blonde Joke.?!


Question: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the
same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all blonde women are dumb,and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her
leather jacket.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said


You'll love this .


Yep .. I know you will . .




"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"


Answers: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the
same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all blonde women are dumb,and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her
leather jacket.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said


You'll love this .


Yep .. I know you will . .




"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

Blonde? That's an Essex joke. I love em
What does an Essex girl use for protection while having sex?









A bus shelter.

Lets have more......

he he he

Old..

But ya just gotta love blonde jokes!

Ahahahahahahahahaha funnnnnnnyyy.... :) good one.

LOL! brillant- but I guess you have to feel sorry for the poor blonds out there! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

ahahaha grate !! i like how u made me wait saying ul like this know you will lollll so im gona give you a star :P

lol what a dubass lol





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ha ha ha! star for u!

hehehe, good one hun, excellent

star time

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Fabulously funny. I just fell off the ladder, laughing.

ahaha i like it! i am a blonde, and that totally sounds like something i would do! in spanish class we were playin pictionary trying to guess austronauta (astronaut) and so the drawer drew a picture of the moon. everyone got it right off the bat, but i said (apparetnly a little loud) "whats with the cookie?" everyone started laughing and i turned so red! it was hilarious! keep up the clean jokes! love 'em!

Yes yes I do love it . ROTFL.


Have a star.

LOL

ha ha ha nice one Ann
star award

I laughed.

LOL Star! :)

and the drummer goes badumbum!

lmao this 1 realy made me laugh haha

what was funny about that IT KEPT MY LEATHER JACKET CLEAN AND FREE FROM PAINT??

lmao i love it !!

haha funny..old,but i love all of the blonde jokes!!!

And did she get a better result wearing the two coats?

Funny! 10!

I have on one coat of paint. Just finished wall papering my room!

hahahahaha......only a blonde lol...star

nice one!!!
star for you!
here's one of my favorites:
a brunette was junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' over and over. a blonde is walking by and then watches the brunette jumping and chanting. she doesnt know why she is doing this, but she joins her because it looks fun. they both jump on the tracks for a while, until they hear a train coming. the brunette gets exited and starts jumping higher and screaming louder, so the blonde does the same. the train's tooting as it comes closer, and right before it squishes them both, the brunette leaps out of the way to safety. to put it short, the blonde, well, didnt. after the train passes, the brunette takes up her spot again on the tracks, continues jumping, but this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!

oh peeps on form today .love it lol.

lol xx

hahaha

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny!!!!! hahahaha,,, :D...



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