One man team?!
Question: Before a friendly between Scotland and England, James McFadden walks into the dressing room to discover that half the team are sleeping.
McFadden asks "What's going on?"
Barry Ferguson says "We can't get motivated, it's only England!"
McFadden replies "That's ok, just go to the pub and i'll play them myself!"
So the team head to the nearest pub.
After a while they turn on the tv to find out the score.
The scoreline reads 'Scotland 1 England 0: Mcfadden 10mins.' The players cheer, turn the tv off and return to their drinks.
After a while Scott Brown says "It'll be full time now. Let's turn on the tv and find out how Faddie done."
The score comes up as, 'Scotland 1 England 1: Rooney 88 mins.' So the Scots run to the stadium to congratulate Mcfadden.
When they get there, he's in the corner crying.
Faddie says "Sorry lads-i let you down"
Ferguson says "Dont be daft. You drew 1-1 with England on your own!"
"I know" says Faddie "But i got sent off in the 12th min"
Answers: Before a friendly between Scotland and England, James McFadden walks into the dressing room to discover that half the team are sleeping.
McFadden asks "What's going on?"
Barry Ferguson says "We can't get motivated, it's only England!"
McFadden replies "That's ok, just go to the pub and i'll play them myself!"
So the team head to the nearest pub.
After a while they turn on the tv to find out the score.
The scoreline reads 'Scotland 1 England 0: Mcfadden 10mins.' The players cheer, turn the tv off and return to their drinks.
After a while Scott Brown says "It'll be full time now. Let's turn on the tv and find out how Faddie done."
The score comes up as, 'Scotland 1 England 1: Rooney 88 mins.' So the Scots run to the stadium to congratulate Mcfadden.
When they get there, he's in the corner crying.
Faddie says "Sorry lads-i let you down"
Ferguson says "Dont be daft. You drew 1-1 with England on your own!"
"I know" says Faddie "But i got sent off in the 12th min"
Ha-ha great joke although I've heard it before. Actually, I'm English so I heard it the other way round but if we can't laugh at each other then who can we laugh at?
Cheers mate.
I've heard it but its still funny !
:-)
Thanks!
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hahahahaha....brilliant lol
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LOL
I love it!
Starred!
Ouch!
Be glad I'm only part English.
funny
lol, i'm english and i don't know anything about football, but i found that amusing.
Funny! 100!
Christ that abysmal, surely rooneys goal was offside!!
Scotland should have creamed them 1-0, biased refereeing without a doubt.
great big 10/10 star4u.
hahaha, star.
LMAO.
awwww screwed im a bit scottish n abit english =S who to back lol funny thou