I promised my girlfriend a "Yule log" for Christmas....?!
Question: 10 points to the person who comes up with the best punchline for this!
Merry Christmas everyone! ;-)
Answers: 10 points to the person who comes up with the best punchline for this!
Merry Christmas everyone! ;-)
...she declined, due to the prolonged burning sensation the last one left.
hahaha...hope I inspired this...with my dookey question lol:)
I have no punch line...I just flushed it down the toilet lol:)
But all I could get was limp pasta.
so i put a bow around my log with a note saying yule love it.
just tell her its wrapped in your pants ...
Until I found out she put her mouth on Patrick's mistletoe
I am entirely too hung over today to attempt this one--
lol
Merry Christmas sweety
(((JACK)))
but i didn't have a stocking to wrap it with!
I make a fabulous "Bouche do Noel" that would satisfy her sweet tooth.
But it was too big for her hearth.
...unfortunately, SexToys R' Us was all out.
But she couldn't stick with it..
But ended up with figgy pudding instead ;)
((((((Jacky))))