Any jokes for Xmas or New Year?!

Question: Ive recently fell out with a mate and i wanted to send them a joke, something to do with New Year or christmas. Something along the lines of having a crap xmas etc, not because im spiteful just because thats my sense of humour and she`ll know im messing about and hopefully we`ll be able to start a conversation going. Anyone know anything descent?

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Answers: Ive recently fell out with a mate and i wanted to send them a joke, something to do with New Year or christmas. Something along the lines of having a crap xmas etc, not because im spiteful just because thats my sense of humour and she`ll know im messing about and hopefully we`ll be able to start a conversation going. Anyone know anything descent?

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if a fat man comes in 2 yr room in the middle of the night and shoves u in to a bag
dont be scared its coz i told santa i wanted a friend like u for christmas<<<<<<<<<<

good luck i hope it works out 4 u

happy xmas

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ummmm

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