Do you like blonde jokes?!
Question: A Blonde walks into an appliance store and tells the salesman she wishes to buy this TV. The salesman says "I'm sorry miss, we don't serve blonde's". She storms out mad and very insulted. She goes back wearing a red wig and tries again with the same results as before. Still insistent on purchasing the TV, she goes back in sporting a brunette wig. Still the same response, " I'm sorry, we don't serve blonde's". Puzzled as to just how he knows she is a blonde, she asks him. He states the obvious, " Because miss, thats a microwave".
Answers: A Blonde walks into an appliance store and tells the salesman she wishes to buy this TV. The salesman says "I'm sorry miss, we don't serve blonde's". She storms out mad and very insulted. She goes back wearing a red wig and tries again with the same results as before. Still insistent on purchasing the TV, she goes back in sporting a brunette wig. Still the same response, " I'm sorry, we don't serve blonde's". Puzzled as to just how he knows she is a blonde, she asks him. He states the obvious, " Because miss, thats a microwave".
Yeah I love blonde jokes. Blondes are so fun to make fun of they ask for it I swear.
Yeah :D
Did you hear about the blonde who skipped lunch to look at Christmas lights?
yes thats my fav 1!!
your mom told me that joke last night lamo
ha ha ha!
funny ......and TRUE.....hee heee
Haha thats funny... I'm a brunette, but I am stupid.
Yeah...umm...I don't know how to put this any easier man...that joke was lame~ 0.o
Here have mine:
Two atheists go to a Church for the first time. One is a gorgeous blonde and her closest friend is a beautiful red head. The blonde goes in one of the confession booths then the red head goes into another.
Later they both get a bite to eat and the blonde asks, "hey, so what did you confess?"
The red head goes, "Confess? I asked the guy next to me to get me some toilet paper and he never came back, (the red head laughs)."
The blonde answers, "that's why, I always carry tissues in my purse."
Is it a perfect joke? No. I just made it up like you made up your joke. Mine was funnier. Ha, ha...victory is mine !!!
LMAO. Niiiiice.
Merry Christmas.