Wanda and Sylvia?!
Question: 1st woman: Hi, my name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi, I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.
Answers: 1st woman: Hi, my name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi, I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.
brilliant hun, now i'll know where to look, pmsl
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Lol, similar to a joke i heard before but still funny :)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Omg i can't stop laughing!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * 4 u
very funny
i.dont.get.it.
lol. Very similar to this joke:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Happy Holidays!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Funny!
nice one ann cheers
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Oh I get it! Hahaha!
that's good...
ha ha ha v good,,,,
lol