Can any one tell me why the chicken crossed the road and what happened to him 10!
Question: He never made it across the road. We only tell that story so we will not scare children with the horrible truth.
What really happened is, the chicken was standing on a street corner and this man with a white beard stopped to have a chat with him. The chicken being a nice chicken said hiya, and then he was never seen again. The only thing witnesses saw was a license plate with Colonel on it.
Answers: He never made it across the road. We only tell that story so we will not scare children with the horrible truth.
What really happened is, the chicken was standing on a street corner and this man with a white beard stopped to have a chat with him. The chicken being a nice chicken said hiya, and then he was never seen again. The only thing witnesses saw was a license plate with Colonel on it.
he wanted to get on the other side. 10 minutes later he was there.
he died. =/
To get to other side.
It laid an egg.
10 minutes later, hes in my plate
*turns away* *sniff sniff* I don't really feel like talking about it.
He got to the other side and piddled.
the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side
10 minutes after som1 else decided to tell another joke
so the chicken crossed the road to see his flat mate
he wanted to get to the other side and 10 minutes later he was crossing another street or road or w/e
He ended up in ER after a horrendous accident.
He had a date at KFC 10 min later he was extra crispy. =]
Well, I dont know why the chicken crossed the road but I do know he was finger lickin' good!
After the chicken crossed the road he got to the other side and 10 minutes later she was bored.
then she crossed the road again.
Your ordered some fried chicken!
he wanted to get a taco ..
&& 10 mins later he died..
he wanted to get to the other side.
while he was tryin he got ran over {tearz}
That chicken crossed onto MY side of the road, after I asked her several times to stay off my property. So, I waited and watched and when that chicken and whacked her head off with an ax, and Lil Miss and I defeathered it and fried it and it was Finger Lickn GOOD!!!!