Funny one liners?!
Question: Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?
A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest!\
Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.
Q. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day — what do masturbators celebrate?
A. Palm Sunday.
Q. What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?
A. Your ears — to listen for footsteps
Q. What is the definition of a tough competitor?
A. In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth.
Answers: Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?
A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest!\
Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.
Q. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day — what do masturbators celebrate?
A. Palm Sunday.
Q. What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?
A. Your ears — to listen for footsteps
Q. What is the definition of a tough competitor?
A. In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth.
HeeHee. Funny! 8-)
lol
:D
Q: If 99% do it in the shower, what does the other 1% do?
A. Sing
Q: What do they sing?
A. I don't know?
Wow, they were actually quite amusing. Good ones. ?
Happy holidays!!!
lol...
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some of them were funny.