Mail from Jail?!
Question: A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
Answers: A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
You really have a way with words I must say,
Keep them coming these are absolutely fantastic.
Thank you :)
You've made my night.
eh . . . look out.
lol great x
Lol...i like that one.
lol, 10/10, star, excellent.
Merry Christmas.
Crafty criminal, good joke have a star.
this is funny : D
thx
Were the men the police men who dug up the backgarden?
lol hahah
Nice, I have heard it with the tired grandpa on the role of the wife.
heheheyour on form tonight hun
star award
A variation on a good joke.
hahahaha...star
haha such clever jailbird,why was he ever caught !!!
Very good, hohoho.
hehehe, will have to try that one, pmsl
star time
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LOL! That is funny.
green fingers lol.
ha ha ha liked it,,you`re back on form,,,,
Love it,nice and clean too.
very good star4u
LOL....
Finally u posted a lame joke
just kidding, tht was brilliant & funny
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i wonder how could such a stuipd policemen catch a clecer theif = P
Good one!!
Star for you!! *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10