Yet another lil johnny joke?!
Question: Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a ***** is four; four plus four, the son of a ***** is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a *****...'"
"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
"But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Little Johnny: Big hands!
At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
Teacher:Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Johnny anderson
Answers: Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a ***** is four; four plus four, the son of a ***** is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a *****...'"
"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
"But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Little Johnny: Big hands!
At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
Teacher:Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Johnny anderson
Star awarded coz I love Little Johnny jokes.
LOL, 10/10, brilliant.
Merry Christmas.
eh . . .
Where do you find these types of jokes?
Not bad but not good either
real funny a nice joke or jokes
Hehe funny,LOL