Is this a joke, is this depressing or is it funny and true in England right now?!
Question: An emigration officer comes into his Bosses room and says, “Boss, we have a 3 toed Slothe with four toes form Chernobyl in booth 2”
His boss says, “Wow, four toes, who tried to smuggle it in?”
“No one Boss, it talks” he replies
His Boss stands up, leans across the desk and whistles “talks! That’s really amazing!”
“No Boss, it’s what it said, it wants us to make it a working opposable thumb, ‘cose it knows we have a fantastic government policy for 1 minorities, 2 disabled and 3 immigrants” counting the points off on his hand, the officer says sitting in the chair “it says it wants a job”.
“What are you sitting down for, if it wants to work, you know the policy” the Boss shouts “let them in, let them in, let them in” he replies in a sing voice to the song Lee Ann Womack Lyrics - Let It Snow / Winter Wonderland, “Merry Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho” he adds in a Father Christmas bassoon voice.
Does anyone have any others?
Answers: An emigration officer comes into his Bosses room and says, “Boss, we have a 3 toed Slothe with four toes form Chernobyl in booth 2”
His boss says, “Wow, four toes, who tried to smuggle it in?”
“No one Boss, it talks” he replies
His Boss stands up, leans across the desk and whistles “talks! That’s really amazing!”
“No Boss, it’s what it said, it wants us to make it a working opposable thumb, ‘cose it knows we have a fantastic government policy for 1 minorities, 2 disabled and 3 immigrants” counting the points off on his hand, the officer says sitting in the chair “it says it wants a job”.
“What are you sitting down for, if it wants to work, you know the policy” the Boss shouts “let them in, let them in, let them in” he replies in a sing voice to the song Lee Ann Womack Lyrics - Let It Snow / Winter Wonderland, “Merry Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho” he adds in a Father Christmas bassoon voice.
Does anyone have any others?
explain how this is a joke or a riddle
this is insane.