On the menu?!
Question: A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - ￡1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - ￡2.50.
Hand Job: - ￡10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Answers: A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - ￡1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - ￡2.50.
Hand Job: - ￡10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
lol, never expected that ending.
Sooooooo funny.
10/10, star.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you GARY for the points.
Wishing you all A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Take care and GOd Bless. Report It
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