Sperm Bank?!


Question: A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"


Answers: A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

lol,lol,lol, hilarious.
Star, 10/10.
All the best.

Thank you GARY for the points.
Wishing you and your family A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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    OMG! That was a good one! *star*

    Good..lol

    OOooo!! yuk - vomiting .

    a cracker mate

    Ha,ha,ha... Good one. Must show this to missus and hope.. Merry Christmas

    lol hahahaha

    LMAO. Heard that before but still nice.

    Merry Christmas.

    LOL!
    :-)

    HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

    *grinz*

    Very good...lol.

    nice!

    gulp spit swollow lol.

    lmao...good one

    lol really funny

    Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

    ha ha ha have a star,,,,,

    lmao!

    hahahaha

    Roffle, 5 out of 5



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