Can you tell me some good jokes plz??!


Question: I'm REALLY bored and IDK what to do so can u plz tell me some jokes? Thank you

Good jokes are aprecciated (IDK if I spelled it right lol)


Answers: I'm REALLY bored and IDK what to do so can u plz tell me some jokes? Thank you

Good jokes are aprecciated (IDK if I spelled it right lol)

How does a chicken cross the freeway?
to get the answer take the f out of free and the f out of way

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

I know a girl that's so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels.

we were in the loft and found a present from last year, so we let the kids unwrap it...

































they were disappointed to find it was a puppy...

a tramp walks into a jewellers and starts picking his bum.
the manager walks up to him and shouts, 'what are you doing!'. the man replies the sign in the window says you can pick your own rings !

Why does Peter Pan fly? If you got hit in the peter with a pan you would fly to. What do ghosts chew? Boo Boo gum.



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