Frog goes for a loan?!


Question: A frog went to get a loan at a bank.

The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.

He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said "this is what I have for colateral".

She took it to the bank president and said "there's a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)".

She said "do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan"? The bank president said "why, that's a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan".


Answers: A frog went to get a loan at a bank.

The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.

He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said "this is what I have for colateral".

She took it to the bank president and said "there's a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)".

She said "do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan"? The bank president said "why, that's a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan".

I love this joke!

But I like it better when the girl's last name is Whack and the frog mentions that his dad is mick Jagger so the rhyme goes:
Why, that's a Knick Knack, Patty whack; give that frog a loan his old man's a rolling stone.

haha.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Very good. I've also heard the added part of him having Mick Jagger as his dad.
Punchline: It's a knick knack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

hahahaha..

An oldie but goodie

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