Give me your best Yo Momma Joke?!
Question: Comedy
Answers: Comedy
HERE'S SOME OF MY BEST JOKES,CUZ DERZ TOO MANY GOOD ONEZ
your mommas so hairy that u got rug burn wen she gave birth to u
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUP*D, SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE & STARVE TO DEATH
YOUR MOMMA SO STUP*D SHE STOLD FREE BREAD
YOUR MOMMA SO STUP*D, SHE MADE A BLONDE GIRL LOOK SMART,haha i jus made dat up
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DONT TAKE PICTURES....SHE TAKES POSTERS..
Yo mamma is like a vacuum- she sucks, blows, AND gets laid in the closet
Yo Momma so loose she uses a pillow for a tampon!
Yo Momma's so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!
Yo Momma's so old, shes got a picture of her and Moses on her Myspace.
Yo mumma's so dumb she sold her car for petrol money.
Yo mumma's so fat that all of the resturants in town say "maximum 240 patrons or yo mumma"
Yo mama is so fat...When you hung her picture the wall fell
down.
...Her belt is a garden hose
...When she step on the scale it bled to
death
yo momma so fat she has to wear a VCR for a beeper
yo momma's so black, the zoo took her away and thought she was an endangered gorilla, and put her in the captive breeding programme.
Yo momma is so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they threw a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
your moms like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered , and thrown in the gutter
Yo momma is so fat, that her daily exercise is jumping to McDonalds, tripping over to Wendy's, and Running to Burger King.
Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is equater.
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her and got lost.
Yo momma is so dumb, she spent 4 years trying to find a word that rhymes with orange.
Yo momma's like a bus she's big, smells weird, and only costs a dollar to ride.
Yo momma's so nasty the last time she got any *** was through the toilet paper.
Yo momma's so fat I had to take a Plane and a taxi just get on her good side.
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma is like a piece of meat, she always gets passed around.
Yo momma is so stupid, when the sign said 18 and under not allowed, she went home and got 17 of her friends.