JOKES.... these were on facebook... some of them are halarious!!!! read?!
Question: how many babys does it take to cover a wall?
depends how hard you throw them
what do you do with a dog with no legs.?
take it for a drag
what do you do with a women with 2 black eyes?
nothing u already told her twice
how many emo kids does it take to paint a sidewalk?
depends how high they jump from
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed armbands
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam War?
'Cause every time the Sargent yelled,"Get Down!"....they all got up and started dancing
what do you call a bunch of white folks running down a hill??
~ an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black ppl running downa hill??
~ a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill??
~ jail break
Why don't black people like aspirin?
Because they are white, they work, and you hafta pick cotton to get to em.
I DID NOT WRITE THESE TO OFFEND PEOPLE... SORRY IF U GOT OFFENDED..
Answers: how many babys does it take to cover a wall?
depends how hard you throw them
what do you do with a dog with no legs.?
take it for a drag
what do you do with a women with 2 black eyes?
nothing u already told her twice
how many emo kids does it take to paint a sidewalk?
depends how high they jump from
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed armbands
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam War?
'Cause every time the Sargent yelled,"Get Down!"....they all got up and started dancing
what do you call a bunch of white folks running down a hill??
~ an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black ppl running downa hill??
~ a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill??
~ jail break
Why don't black people like aspirin?
Because they are white, they work, and you hafta pick cotton to get to em.
I DID NOT WRITE THESE TO OFFEND PEOPLE... SORRY IF U GOT OFFENDED..
ahaahah that is funny, where on facebook did u get em from?? i wanna know so i can check it out :P
what the hell? none of these are funny. f*cking racist as hell....too bad i can't report this crap twice.
OMG thoses where funny! thanx for the laugh!
There are better racist jokes that would offend people more than yours!
All very old cute but not funny.
And you messed up on the dog joke.
It goes / what do you call a dog with no legs?
cigarette.
You take him out for a drag every night.
ummm..............sorry to say but.................all of them SUCK.
ha ha ha ha funny! sad but some people really cant see humour for what it is. . . . . . simply a joke!i think ppl forget they are on the jokes page and have a spectacular sense of humour failure.i too have many friends of many races and they would all pi$$ themselves laughing at these,so good on u for posting them.
You may not have wrote them, but you repeated them, which is just as bad. Shame on you.