Lil johnny joke!!?!
Question: Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
Answers: Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
You are a sexist racist homophobe
I love it
funny ha ha
hahaha
that one never gets old
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I love Little Johnny jokes :D
omg lol lol lol that is so funny.
ROTFLMAO!
LMAO x1000000000!
good one!!! hahahahaha
Wow!
I heard that in 2005. but still funny
lol ha that's cute!
*chokes*
ahahaha totally wsnt expecting that!
omg i friggin love it! i TOTALLY hate mj, he scares the bajeebeis out of me!
thats hislarious, thanks for making me laugh =]
That funny but kinda disappointing to other religions!
LoL
hahaha
That was hilarious! one star for that one!
hahah thats funny hears a star for you!!! hahah
lol haha lmao here is a sar 4 u
hahaha
thats good.
hahaha omg that was hilarious!!
here's a star!
LOL! im gonna tell my friends that.
hahahaha now thats what i call a joke :)
haha
lmao!!!!
i lovee these jokes!!!!
Sick just plain sick.lol
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lmao!!