First Day at School...?!


Question: It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40 with just a few mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet right to W.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "Son, that's because you are from Alabama."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama,?" he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."


Answers: It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40 with just a few mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet right to W.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "Son, that's because you are from Alabama."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama,?" he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

hahahaha.....little johnny no more lol

funny but is there a question?

OK, so what is the question??

hahaha that is prodictable

saw it coming but made me laugh anyway!

Yep, that is funny!

hahahahahah LMAO man that cracked me up. Cause hes 18! hahaha x Great you can have a star x

in grade 3 people know tha alphept and there numbers of by heart

lol

okay, nicole b... it's a joke.
Just laugh along or don't reply .
Kay?
Kay. [:


THE JOKE WAS FUNNY THOUGH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

STAR!!!!!!!!

Lol Honey loved it,here have a star.xxx
Lol Nicole B what grade are you cause you sure cant spell .Lol them nasties is very busy tonight hey?xxx

Ha ha! Funny, his father finally tells the truth.

haha!!!
FUNNY STUFF HERE!

very good, keep them coming

hahah XD that made me giggle.. lol

wow weird ending.

further education is such a good thing.lmao.

ha ha ,,,,

lol!

Lol. Very good liked that one.

You got a light smirk lol.

hahaha.
Merry Christmas.

lollllllll



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