Blonde God Lottery?!
Question: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket
Answers: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket
I like a wee chuckle now and then """"""he hehe
hahaha omg that was hilarious!!!
thanx for the laugh xD
lol ya i like it but thing is my priest told the exact same joke at curch just it wasent blond it was some ordinary guy.
Tell me another just as bad and I will.............off
Bingo !
sounds like a blonde!!
rolmmfao!!!
.....it wasnt that funny
lol.
This is probably the best blonde joke I have ever read. Awesome!
wow....thats soooo funny
lol hows this one?
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
AHAHAH LOL!
that was friggin hilarious. star for youu.
hahahahahaha...pmsl....star 4u
ha ha ha v good,,,,
love it typical blonde joke lol.
hahaha, funny.
Merry Christmas.
muy bien