What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?!
Question: When Hillary is out of town.
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Answers: When Hillary is out of town.
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Safe sex to Billy-Bob is an oxymoron. Everytime he's gotten any it's blown up in his face like a thermonuclear airburst over a lake of gasoline.
BJ's
lap dances
With a security team by his side.
I love Bill! I'll smoke a cigar with him any time!
nice
ROTFL.
That is VERY good!!!
have a star
What's the only good thing Clinton ever did in his life?
Monica Lewinsky
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bill is standing next to his limo driver,bubba, when he notices how big bubbas manhood is. Bill asks, bubba, how did you get it to be that big? Bubba says every nite b4 I go to bed I knock it against the bedpost real hard. It drives the ladies crazy you should try it! That nite bill turns the lite off n tip toes to the bed n starts hitting his dong on the bedpost when he hears Hillary whisper, bubba is that you?!
With a gun safe.
Monica Lewinsky.
knock knock
who's there
dishes
dishes who
dishes how i talk without my false teeth
Bill Clinton kept a large box under his bed.In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed saying, "I am so sorry! For all these years, I never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So, why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took the to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."