Two Tramps On A Train Platform?!
Question: There were two tramps on a train platform looking for something to smoke.
Meanwhile, comming down the track is a train, on board is man desperate for a 5h*t. He shows the conductor his ticket and asks where the toilet is. The conductor tells him he will have to wait because there are none on board this particular train. The makes his way to the back of the train and discovers an empty carrage. In his desperation he pulls the window down as far as it will go, undoes his trouser's pulls down his pants an squeezes his bum out the open window.
The tramps stop their searching when they hear the sound of an approaching train and one tramp says to the other tramp, "its our lucky day, you slap his face and I'll grab his cigar!"
Answers: There were two tramps on a train platform looking for something to smoke.
Meanwhile, comming down the track is a train, on board is man desperate for a 5h*t. He shows the conductor his ticket and asks where the toilet is. The conductor tells him he will have to wait because there are none on board this particular train. The makes his way to the back of the train and discovers an empty carrage. In his desperation he pulls the window down as far as it will go, undoes his trouser's pulls down his pants an squeezes his bum out the open window.
The tramps stop their searching when they hear the sound of an approaching train and one tramp says to the other tramp, "its our lucky day, you slap his face and I'll grab his cigar!"
thank God I didn't read that while eating! Good one!
Nice one!
lol i just got it!!!
Took me a moment but that's just about my level! :D
Eww that is so gross... funny but gross...
Very good!
HOHOHO MERRY XMAS and goodnight nurse!!!!!!!!
Not so much!
i've heard it already. but its still hilarious.
That is a funny but dirty joke.
Nice to know they made use of his butt ends.
lol,,,,,
ugh choked on me boubon lol.
ho ho ho why its xmas lol
Haha Nice One
xx
lol funny
PMSL! Excellent!
thats funny