JOKES AND ALOT! please gimme jokes!?!
Question: thanx
Answers: thanx
aaaaah I'm running out of jokes !!! seriously .. next time you have a question maybe I'll have more ... but for now i don't have ANY !!!
edit:
i do have one .. this is probably my last ...
OK there was this rich oil well owner and he went to America to live there .. well he wasn't used to all the salty food ... so he would always yell to his servant Abdul " ABDUL fetch me some water !!" well one day Abdul came back and he didn't have any water ... the master yelled " ABDUL !! son of a dog , where's my water ??" and Abdul replied .. " sir there was a man sitting on top of the well and he would not get off !!!"
if you don't get it .. Abdul thought a toilet was a well ...
okay okay i got 1
its kinda racist but oh well.....srry to middle eastern pplz
=]
okay.....
why arent there any walmarts in afghanistan?
because theres targets in every corner!
LOL
okay heres another 1- (its a funny pick up line)
do u have a mirror in ur pants- cuz i can totally see myself in them
LOL
okay heres another:
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say h3ll and you say @$$."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw h3ll, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your @$$ it won't be Cheerios!"
LOL hope u like em
yo mamma's so fat that on her myspace, she has no space =)
ok heres a riddle i luv ..
if u see this riddle up close ur probably going to die !!!!!!!!!!!!
LORD VOLDY aka Tom riddle hahaha ^_^
***** Plz read my Q or more likely an answer 2 your Q that i posted as a Q ...