These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...?!
Question: 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, colour and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Answers: 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, colour and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Lol Honey how true,but no 19 is so true cause everytime I like a product they dio stop making it,here have a star.xxxx
Lol very funny thx 4 the laugh
LMAO....LOL!!! These are so funny!!! Merry Christmas!!!
Very funny and true
lol very good dat
Ha ha ha excellent stuff,,,,
uncanny! i could apply most of these to everyday life.have a star.
haha! this is all so true! where did you find this!? =)
Are you starting a religion? Since everything you said is absolutely 100% true, I would like to sign up and begin tithing, like... now.
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*sigh* Nevermind.
very good
thank you, you realy cheered me up
when your hands a covered in paint you get caught short.
Oh these laws! I have learned to never switch lanes, but then my lane stays the slowest! Once, a long time ago, I was a Tupperware consultant and had a dem in the house of a very rich lady, my favorite was to bake my 20 minute chocolate cake during demonstrations, that day, the 'quick shake' -filled with chocolate sauce- snapped open when I shaked it and it was all over the place including her expensive imported white CARPET! It was the only time that ever happened... also the only white carpet I ever walked on. The only shoes I can ever find to fit me perfectly are really ugly. I am a jewelry designer, my tools always fall where I can't reach them especially when I am working against time. I always bump into old school mates when I look terrible or are accompanied by someone I don't really want to know. The other day I bought a body lotion in a bottle with a pump. It wouldn't work, so I took it back and complained about it, guess what, it worked again, but when I took it home, again it didn't work. My most favorite toiletry product ever is available everywhere in the world but my own country, they discontinued it here. There are more...
So true!!! Numbers 2 and 4 just happened to me yesterday!!!!! =) Loved them!!!
haha love it!! very funny star!!
true true
happy holidays
hahahahaha.....star.....10/10
Seriously! All of those things happen to me!