A man thought his wife was cheating on him?!
Question: He suspected his next door neighbor so he hired a crack shot gunman to kill them.The gun man charged $1000 a bullet.The guy said OK two bullets ,I can afford $2000.So they went to the woods overlooking the bedroom
He told the gunman his neighbor was very proud of his big d*ck so he wanted him shot there,and his wife proud of her face so shoot her there.
When they came up to the bedroom and got on the bed ,the gunman lined up his sights the man told him "Two shots face and di*k for $2000 Ok" To which the gunman replied "I think i can save you ￡1000 here.
Groan "I thought it was funny"
Answers: He suspected his next door neighbor so he hired a crack shot gunman to kill them.The gun man charged $1000 a bullet.The guy said OK two bullets ,I can afford $2000.So they went to the woods overlooking the bedroom
He told the gunman his neighbor was very proud of his big d*ck so he wanted him shot there,and his wife proud of her face so shoot her there.
When they came up to the bedroom and got on the bed ,the gunman lined up his sights the man told him "Two shots face and di*k for $2000 Ok" To which the gunman replied "I think i can save you ￡1000 here.
Groan "I thought it was funny"
wow, falling of my chair ;)
heheee i get it....
yes
hahaa, thats incredibly funny!!!
NiCOLE?nikki?
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yes it is really funny .where you got this funny one?
FUNNY!
2pts Swishhhhh...!
LOL. Nice!!
very good lol
eh, its ok.
hahahaha...good one
ok
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
I worked away and someone told me my wife was having it off, On my way home at the weekend I stopped off and rang home a little girl answered and I said hello pet where is your mammy. Upstairs with Uncle Tom playing mammy,s and daddies.
Well go and tell them that your Daddy will be home in ten minutes and come and tell me what happens. The girl came back on the phone and said when I told them Mammy jumped out of bed an while trying to get her Knickers on she tripped and hit her head on the statue, Uncle Tom jumped up and tried to get his trousers on but tripped over Mam and fell through the patio doors into the swimming pool and I think they are all dead.
Hang on a minute, statue,patio doors, swimming pool. WHAT NUMBER IS THAT
ok.. thats good! lol
lol,,,,
sooooooo funny giggle. """""2