Why a Christmas Tree is better than a man....?!
Question: A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Answers: A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Hello Patty, I know you are just funnin' so all I can say is ....You are a Lil Stinker !!! , xo:) , Well done sweetie , Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !
i know thas rightt . l0l
lol...funny
that's a good one the next time i see a falling stare i going to wish i was a Christmas tree .... LOL....