Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: A man is mowing his lawn, his blonde neighbor walks out, opens her mailbox, shuts it and walks back inside. The man continues mowing her lawn and she does the same thing, this time stomping back inside. This happens a 3rd time and the man asks whats wrong? she replies, my computer keeps telling me I have mail!
LOL, I thought this was funny!
Got any more blonde jokes. post the best one for 10 points
Answers: A man is mowing his lawn, his blonde neighbor walks out, opens her mailbox, shuts it and walks back inside. The man continues mowing her lawn and she does the same thing, this time stomping back inside. This happens a 3rd time and the man asks whats wrong? she replies, my computer keeps telling me I have mail!
LOL, I thought this was funny!
Got any more blonde jokes. post the best one for 10 points
LoL that was funny :) )
Blonde Jokes? Heres some:
? Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
? The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
? A Blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
? A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
? A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
? A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Enjoy & Merry Christmas! :)
LOL! It's an old one but I always love it! It's hilarious!!!!!!!!
hahaha omg that was so funny.......that is hilarious
how do u make a kleenex dance?!
you put a little boogy in it!!!!
hahahaha i love that one! i made a funny! hahaha
wanna know what's more stupid than 2 blondes building a house underwater?
# brunettes trying to burn it down(k not really a good joke but you didn't see that one coming did you) can u tell I'm blonde?LOL
theres three woman talking
one is a blond
one is a brunette
and the other is a red head
the red head says
"i found a cigarette in my daughter's bedroom. i cant belive she smokes"
the brunnette says
"i found a bottle of beer in my daughters bedroom. i cant belive she drinks"
the blond says
"i found a condom in my daughter's bedroom. i cant belive shes a dick"
hahahaha i think its funny
or if not.............
the blonde goes to the doctor and says
"i think i broke every bone in my body"
the doctor says
"i dont think so ill take some x-rays"
he takes the x-rays and he says '
'all the bones in your body arent broken-"
the blonde inturupts
"yes they are watch..."
she pokes her arm wit her finger, and says ouchh
she pokes her knee wit her finger and says ouch
she pokes her nose wit her finger and says ouch
the doctor says
"the bones in your body arent broken, but ur finger is"
Bernete, Straight, and a Blond are looking for treasure in a farm, all the sudden they hear a sound and they hide in some potato sacks. The farmer comes out with a gun in his hand and kicks the bag that the Ber net is in and she barked. Then the farmer kicks the back the straight is in and she moo's. Then he kicks the bag that the blond was in and she says "Potato".
lol...funny
Ha Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha … That was so uproariously funny!!! Truly star worthy Hon!!!
that was a good B. joke
I love it.