Just a little holiday laugh...?!
Question: Christmas Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying
thier own way".
Answers: Christmas Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying
thier own way".
hahahahaha
lol...........
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL
*boom boom ch*
lol i live in phoenix and christmas in phoenix sucks. i know why they have to trick their kids into coming. no snow : (
ahah that was funny :)
Very funny!
that's funny.. and a star for you..
ROTFLMAO
funny heard it told befor but it was a different endiing this one is way better
So freakin' old man.... dullness
Sly old dog!
ha ha ha ha *breath* ha ha ha ha ha ha *bearth* ha ha ha ha