Your Mama is so BIG that..............!
Question: when she went out for a morning walk in her
yellow rain coat..
timmy walked out and sad
S H IT.. I MISSED MY BUS!
Answers: when she went out for a morning walk in her
yellow rain coat..
timmy walked out and sad
S H IT.. I MISSED MY BUS!
when she walks her booty claps
she scared away king kong
she stepped in front of the sun and there was a blackout.
she uses mexico as a tanning bed
she cant see behind her get it be hind her
We're in her right now!
she sat next to everybody
she's got my chins than a Chinese phonebook!
lol thats funny
i can finish
Yo mama is so big that when she walked past the TV, i missed the season
I had to roll her in flour to look for the pink bits.
god that's terrible isnt it!
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that when she jumped in the ocean she created a tsunami that wiped out the ENTIRE earth
that when she stepped on a crack she created the Grand Canyon
she has several objects orbiting her
when she sat on a rainbow skittles flew everywhere.
she is in the obese category.
your mamas so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl
she sat on a penny and squeezed a booger out of Lincoln's nose?
When your mom sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
A door the size of a house had to be put in at the doctor's office for her appointment
...someone might call her a fat b...
that she thought it was raining skittles,but it was ,she was just blocking it from coming lol
when she sat on the couch IT started crackin up!!
or
your mama so stupid she was yellin in a envolope tryin to send a voicemail!!
So what?
she mistook a house to be her bed!
She has her own gravitational field.
She's so big, the last time she went to the beach and lay down to sunbathe, a bunch of people started trying to push her back out to sea.
people jog around her for excercise.
she has to buy clothes by the acre
she rollerskates on busses
she uses bowling balls for earrings.
that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
going up a flight of stairs is a twelve month exercise program.
if she ever had to haul butt.....she would have to make 2 trips.
... when she walks into the room everybody in the rooms turns and yells "HEY KOOLAID!"
"OOhhh yehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
whan she wore her rain coat ppl yeald taxie