Signs that you're having a bad day:?!
Question: 1. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
2. You have an appointment in five minutes, and you just woke up.
3. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
4. You have been giving a presentation for 3 hours, and you notice your fly is open.
I know this is short, so whoever answers this, could you please add more? It's more fun that way, and I'm interested to see what kinds of answers will turn up.
Answers: 1. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
2. You have an appointment in five minutes, and you just woke up.
3. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
4. You have been giving a presentation for 3 hours, and you notice your fly is open.
I know this is short, so whoever answers this, could you please add more? It's more fun that way, and I'm interested to see what kinds of answers will turn up.
5)You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
6)You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
7)The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
8)You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
9)Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
10)The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
11) You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
12) Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
13) Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
hehe the last ones my favorite lol =)
5. You wake up and there's six feet of dirt over your head.
5. You get to work and notice you have on your wife's pants. The ones with flowers on the pockets.
16) You put something down and then you come back to get it and you can't find it...and it happens five times.
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