Santa is stuck in my chimney..should i use lard or KY jelly to get him out?!
Question: he's really fat too...and blocking the flue..this may cause a fire..should i call the Fire Department? Or just roast the bugger out?
Answers: he's really fat too...and blocking the flue..this may cause a fire..should i call the Fire Department? Or just roast the bugger out?
how far can you reach with a hot poker?
Don't use Vaseline, it's flammable. KY jelly would be for Mrs. Claus. Just put some cookies on the roof. He'll work his way out... or you could use butter! Popcorn time!
Light a big fire, you'll see how he'll run!
Call the cops! That isn't Santa. It's too early for him. That's some crook trying to get all your stuff out of the house so his family can have a great Christmas.
k y jelly is good, but if your gonna roast him anyway id go for lard, it will cook him better!!
Are you nuts or did your balls just fell of!
Get a large spatula
Hurry, before his chestnuts roast on your open fire
I agree with Rhonda, that isn't Santa! Call 911, you'll probably need the police and fire department to get him outta there.
I totally agree with purplehaze730. But the answer should have a little more humor. Make your own answer!
... um.... you call your... um... "down there"... your Chimney ??
Now that's a new one.