His and hers diary page. Wednesday 19th December.?!
Question: Hers: He was quiet and subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn`t kissed me all night, not even looked in my direction. I think it`s another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later, i cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, he lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.
His: England lost, Fxcking gutted. Got a shag though !!
Answers: Hers: He was quiet and subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn`t kissed me all night, not even looked in my direction. I think it`s another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later, i cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, he lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.
His: England lost, Fxcking gutted. Got a shag though !!
Funny and sadly true. Classic example of reading between the lines and getting it totally wrong. Ladies please take note - us men are mainly simple folk. If we say we're not hungry it doesn't mean we don't like your cooking, it doesn't mean we're having an affair, it doesn't mean that your bum's big and if we don't eat then you won't. It normally means, strangely enough, that we're not hungry :-)
true true true
Ha Ha!!
LOL! Star!
love this joke
absolute quality!!!!
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lmaorotf lol.
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funny! thanks for the advice!
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ha ha ha v good,,,