Two old ladies were chatting one day.?!
Question: Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her.
The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, 'For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole.
Answers: Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her.
The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, 'For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole.
HA HA HA.!!!
That is an Excellent joke Gary.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys on night shift laughing.!!!
Cheers man.!!!
VERY FUNNY,
MORE PLEASE!
CRANKYDA: HOW WOULD HE KNOW WHAT
THE MOTHER LOOKED LIKE?
Ha ha ha ha that was good, I won' try that on my ole man lol
HAHAHAHAHA hilarious....
lol.
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
Hey good one Gary
funny
LOOOOOOOOOOOL..made me actually laugh out loud!
very good but the way i heard it was You're starting to look more like your mother everyday
very good
hahahahahahah!!!ROFL LMAO
i'm going to tell my friends that joke
lol...funny