A JOKE FOR YOU?!?!
Question: one day, fred was driving to work. he was tailgating the guy infront of him, and when the guy came to a sudden stop at a red light, fred crashed right into his car!
fred quickly got out of the car to go and inspect the damage. luckily, the guy wasnt hurt. unfortunately, the car was totaled. when the guy finally got out of his car, fred realized it was a dwarf. fred started to apologize, but the dwarf cut him off.
"you were just inches from me for miles now, you should've seen that one comin! its drivers like you the make the road such a messy place."
fred just smiled and nodded, not knowing what else to do.
the dwarf shook his head and muttered "i am not happy!"
fred looks at him for a moment and says "then which one are you?"
Answers: one day, fred was driving to work. he was tailgating the guy infront of him, and when the guy came to a sudden stop at a red light, fred crashed right into his car!
fred quickly got out of the car to go and inspect the damage. luckily, the guy wasnt hurt. unfortunately, the car was totaled. when the guy finally got out of his car, fred realized it was a dwarf. fred started to apologize, but the dwarf cut him off.
"you were just inches from me for miles now, you should've seen that one comin! its drivers like you the make the road such a messy place."
fred just smiled and nodded, not knowing what else to do.
the dwarf shook his head and muttered "i am not happy!"
fred looks at him for a moment and says "then which one are you?"
haha funny and cute
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