Little Johnny........Canary?!
Question: One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.
He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary..."
Answers: One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.
He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary..."
Nice one!!
Will be very careful in the kitchen!!
Ha, ha, ha!!
* for you!!
no time
nice
That is great!
Brilliant. Lol
LOL very good, keep them coming.
Good one ha ha ha ,,,,
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing!!!
Funny! 100!
omg, that is hilarious hun, nearly fell off the chair at the image in my head, pmsl
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I'll give you a star! *
OMFG That's Hilarious!
L O L 10/10 x
hahaha chirp chirp......booom!
hahaha
now thats a squawker
star award
The canary had it coming. lol.
nice
Oh no poor cat !!
& poor Mr Church Secretary if there is one!!! :)
LOL! Poor old tweety bird!
DE
wow...lovely..txs!!
funny!