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Question: Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up.
The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes ain't gonna help! You can't outrun that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy", said the first man. "I just need to outrun you."
Answers: Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up.
The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes ain't gonna help! You can't outrun that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy", said the first man. "I just need to outrun you."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! With friends like that! Who needs enemies???
Yes, I read it about an hour ago on this site.
haha
Lol. STAR!
heard it be4
yeah that one is a classic. lol.
yeah I heard it before, it's good enough to give you a star, because it is Christmas <grin>
hahahahahaha oh my god thats sad hahahahaa thanks for the laugh.wow im still laughin while writing this lol.
LOL!!! I would probably be thinking the same thing.
I read this one here already still funny so I gave you a star. I love this joke