What Are Some EXTREMELY Cheesy Pick-up Lines And Ways For Putting Your Arm Aroun!
Question: What I Mean By "Cheesy Ways To Put Your Arm Around Someone" Is Like The Joke "If you were a pirate, and you had a parrot, would you put in on this shoulder, (put your hand on the shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (wrap your around around them)" And Some Other Hilarious Stuff Like That.
Do You Guys Know Any Good Pick-up Lines/Arm Wrap-Arounds That'll Make Someone Laugh?
Answers: What I Mean By "Cheesy Ways To Put Your Arm Around Someone" Is Like The Joke "If you were a pirate, and you had a parrot, would you put in on this shoulder, (put your hand on the shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (wrap your around around them)" And Some Other Hilarious Stuff Like That.
Do You Guys Know Any Good Pick-up Lines/Arm Wrap-Arounds That'll Make Someone Laugh?
For the shoulder:
-"Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders.
-"Let's count shoulders!", counting your left (considering you're sitting on their left) as 1, your right as 2, their left as 4, and their right as 4, which by then your arm is around their shoulder.
-"One day I caught a fish this big (put hands about a foot apart), then the next time I caught a fish this big (move your hands farther away), then last Saturday I caught a fish THIS BIG! (and spread your arms so far apart that one of them is around their shoulder)"
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Tell them "I want to have your baby."
I lost my number can I have yours?
Mine is not this long, but THIS long!:)
LOL, Yawn and stretch your arms around someone
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ok, not cheesy, but funny as hell
Man: heres 50 cents.
Girl: What for?
Man: So you can call you paretns and tell them you won't be home
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?" is the best (worst?) one a guy has ever used on me. But before that one it was "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?" ... niiiice.
most people think you're ugly, [arm] but I don't
for a guy...
Guy: do you have 50 cents?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I want to tell my friends I've found the girl of my dreams
i know its g@y but....
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it My nuts tighten up!
Is your dad a chicken farmer? Coz you sure know how to raise a c*ck!