One liner jokes?!
Question: plz give me some... PLZ
i fwd them to freinds n stuff.. clean jokes though
Answers: plz give me some... PLZ
i fwd them to freinds n stuff.. clean jokes though
Man:"want to give myself to you."Woman:"Sorry,I don't accecpt cheap gifts."
Man:"I'd go through anything for you."Woman:"Good!Let's start with your bank account."
Man:"I'd go to the end of the world for you."Woman:"Yes,but would you stay there?"
There Honey but that's all I can help you with.xxxx
how to entertain a blonde 4 an hour? tell her to arrange these m & m's alphabetically
Yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent
what begins with f and ends with uck?
firetruck!
^^haha im lame that was from elementary school
Two sheep in a field, one says, "Baaaaaaaa!"
The other says, "Darn! I was just going to say that!"
Why do Mice have small balls?
Because not many of them can dance.
1)A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
2)Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
3)Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"