Ideas for blokes to make shopping more !
Question: Ideas for blokes to make shopping more interesting..............
Or Things to do, so your wife stops asking you to go shopping with her.
1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and complain that the bag M&M's has too many green ones.
6. Move the 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and invite other shoppers in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
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Answers: Ideas for blokes to make shopping more interesting..............
Or Things to do, so your wife stops asking you to go shopping with her.
1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and complain that the bag M&M's has too many green ones.
6. Move the 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and invite other shoppers in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
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That should make the Christmas shopping more interesting. If that doesn't get him to help I don't know what will. Good ones thanks for sharing.
Shopping will never be the same again. Lol
Or find him a bookies to make himself comfortable in(thats what mine does anyway)
hahahaha 10/10
haha why are you putting ideas in blokes heads?
lol good one though.
heard those in a different manner but still good
well if you watch the advert he ends up in macdonalds
I think they should put pool tables and televisions inside women's clothing shops. So when we're waiting for the other half to try on every outfit in the shop, we can play pool and watch football!
That's a great idea!
=)
hahahaha....excellent
Ha ha ha excellant,,,,
omg, carpy is gonna try these now, i just know it, think i'll go shopping on my own, pmsl hun
star time
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOOD ONE!
WELL IM GONNA TRIE THE CHANGING ROOM 1 THEN ILL TRIPLE DOG DARE MY DAD TO DO THE TENT ONE!!!
theres some crackers in that one
accept a star award
complain to the manager the automatic till told you to f......k off.
I've actually done all these except 12 and 15 and the reactions you get are bloody hilarious!!
And I'm divorced!
Blokes?...not 2 year olds?