What is the funniest joke youve ever heard or told?!
Question: I heard a joke, but it's 'dirty'. Google voodoo d*** joke.
Answers: I heard a joke, but it's 'dirty'. Google voodoo d*** joke.
What is the diffrence between a lexus and 7 dead hookers??
I do not have a lexus in my garage
Here's one-not necesarily the funniest:
There was once a little girl called Rose. She asked her mother one day why she named her Rose. Her mom said, "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."
There was once another little girl called Tulip. She asked her mother one day why she named her Tulip. Her mom said, "Because when you were a baby, a tulip petal fell on your head."
One day, a little girl said: "Nwahomawuahf." And her mother said, "Shut up, Fridge.
not my best...but cute!
What did the blonde customer say after reading the breasty waitress' name tag?
Sandy...that's cute! What did you name the other one?
Two dumb blondes walked into a bar.
The smart brunette ducked.
too many that I can't remember
NOTE: I do not hate blondes
a blonde goes to a pizza parlor.
the dude goes:would you like me to cut it in 6 pieces or 12 pieces?
the blonde goes:6 please.I can never finish all twelve.
lol
Hey Lady!!!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, she was incredibly ticked now.
The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager said, “That’s not good.” and promised he wouldn’t say it again.
When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, “Hey lady.”
She paused and said, “Yes?” and the bird said, “You know.”
Slightly gross but good,,,,,,
"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit...
He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"